Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Thoughts on the Boston Marathon Bombing & the Immediate Aftermath


Fighting the Hate - Reflecting on Boston and Humanity after a Week of Terror 

Terror – Noun. 1. Extreme fear: “people fled in terror;” “a terror of darkness.” 2. The use of such fear to intimidate people, esp. for political reasons: “weapons of terror.”

Last week, America dealt with another harsh, cold, and brutal reminder of what terror is when Tamerlan and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev perpetrated an act of terrorism at the Boston Marathon. Around four hours into the marathon, when the majority of participants were finishing their runs, two bombs went off at the finish line area. The initial blasts killed three people: Krystle Campbell, 29; Lu Lingzi, 23; and Martin Richard, 8. Another 282 civilians suffered injuries ranging from cuts and bruises to loss of limbs. 



Three days later, the city of Boston was a battle zone again when the Tsarnaev Brothers assassinated MIT police officer Sean Collier, 26, and later stole a car in the midst of an escape attempt. As the country watched, Boston’s finest engaged these two in a firefight that ultimately claimed the life of Tarnerlan. Less than 20 hours later, Watertown resident David Henneberry discovered Dzhokhar hiding inside a boat in his backyard.

The city of Boston rejoiced as the terror inflicted at the hands of these two young, troubled, evil men ended. In fact, America rejoiced. Boston became America’s city last Monday and we as Americans celebrated the news that Boston’s terror finally concluded. However, as the nightmare ended for the city, the nightmare will never end for those directed affected by the cowardly actions of Tamerlain and Dzhokhar. Loved ones were lost forever and lives changed permanently as result of the horrible, hate-fueled actions of two men. 

As the news unfolded, the Tsarnaev brothers were initially labeled Muslim terrorists as part of the post-9/11 paranoia that stresses every single Muslim in the world wants the United States to burn. This was even before the identities of the bombers were discovered. Of course, in furthering along the stereotype of the Islamic terrorist, authorities revealed both men were Muslim. However, the Tsarnaev brothers fit the profile of Islamic extremists – members of the Islamic faith fueled by hate and dangers to their own culture as well as western society. They were not members of Al-Qaeda nor were they peaceful followers of Allah. Tamerlain and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev were two men working on their own with ill will and evil intentions for their fellow man; two men out of the over seven billions people on this planet.

In the initial aftermath of the Boston Marathon bombing, one can become scared to live. I mean, if you are at the risk of a terrorist attack running and watching a marathon then you are at risk to be a victim at any sporting event, concert, or mass gathering in a public venue. James Holmes made trips to the movie theater a horrifying venture with his assault in Aurora, Colorado. Schoolchildren cannot even go to school safely anymore as Adam Lanza reminded us in the aftermath of the Sandy Hook Elementary tragedy. However, for every incident like this perpetrated by one, two, five, or 20 individuals, we must remember that they are in the smallest of minorities – the evil beings wishing ill will upon the world. We cannot allow those people, as few as they are, to take away the joys and freedoms that make life worth living. 

As good as I tried to put my feelings on this national tragedy, I think that comedian Patton Oswalt summarized my feelings (and the majority of people optimistic towards the human race) with a series of posts on Twitter in the immediate aftermath of the Boston Marathon bombing. I leave you with those words because I do not know how better to stress my belief in the goodness of the human race.

“I remember, when 9/11 went down, my reaction was, ‘Well, I’ve had it with humanity.’ 
But I was wrong. I don’t know what’s going to be revealed to be behind all of this mayhem. One human insect or a poisonous mass of broken sociopaths.  
But here’s what I DO know. If it’s one person or a HUNDRED people, that number is not even a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a percent of the population on this planet. You watch the videos of the carnage and there are people running TOWARDS the destruction to help out. (Thanks FAKE Gallery founder and owner Paul Kozlowski for pointing this out to me). This is a giant planet and we’re lucky to live on it but there are prices and penalties incurred for the daily miracle of existence. One of them is, every once in awhile, the wiring of a tiny sliver of the species gets snarled and they’re pointed towards darkness. 
But the vast majority stands against that darkness and, like white blood cells attacking a virus, they dilute and weaken and eventually wash away the evil doers and, more importantly, the damage they wreak. This is beyond religion or creed or nation. We would not be here if humanity were inherently evil. We’d have eaten ourselves alive long ago. 
So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatred or ignorance, just look it in the eye and think, ‘The good outnumber you, and we always will.’”

Friday, April 12, 2013

Wrestling with Emotion - A Recap of WrestleMania XXIX


Wrestling... with Emotion

WrestleMania XXIX Recap – or – How I Learned to Not Watch WrestleMania and Merely Outsource The Highlight Reel



As you can tell from the title of this week’s edition, I did not watch WrestleMania XXIX on Sunday. I was not going to pay $70 for this farce or stream a second of it online when it was running at the same time as the 48th annual Academy of Country Music Awards. I enjoyed my WrestleMania Sunday as Luke Bryan won his first Entertainer of the Year award, Jason Aldean won Male Vocalist of the Year, and Miranda Lambert walked away with three awards including Female Vocalist of the Year. Instead of watching such “classics” as Dwayne Johnson vs. John Cena in their Once In A Lifetime for the Second Time match, I was in a musical wonderland watching as Lady Antebellum, Carrie Underwood, The Band Perry, Luke Bryan, Jason Aldean, Miranda Lambert, George Strait, Tim McGraw, and Taylor Swift were among the 23 performances of the night.


The Band Perry performs "DONE." at the ACMs.

Carrie Underwood performs "Two Black Cadillacs" at the ACMs.

Alas, I was not able really to give a fair take on this event. I did watch RAW the following night after hearing of how Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson was not going to appear on RAW because he either was injured at WrestleMania or simply big-timed the company after getting all the money and movie promotions possible. In tuning into RAW, I saw a New Jersey crowd on fire and into everything but the actual in-ring product.



Fandango, World Wrestling Entertainment’s sign that Vince McMahon finally knows what Dancing with The Stars is, became the most popular star in the company as he audience sang his entrance music during his brief match with Kofi Kingston and later throughout New York as witnessed by multiple YouTube videos posted by fans. In addition, Dolph Ziggler finally cashed his Money in the Bank contract in and became World Heavyweight Champion with a win over Alberto Del Rio in a move that was extremely popular with both the fans and the locker room.

RAW was not horrible. However, it was not good either. The fans were great. The atmosphere was great. Outside of those people, the three-hour telecast was extremely forgettable because of mediocre matches and segments that went nowhere. Still, outside of the appearance of The Undertaker and Chris Jericho, the show focused on the real wrestlers who appear nightly and not the part-time players Vince McMahon thinks he must cater to in order to survive. The absence of part-time talent means I may actually tune in next week.

While I did not watch WrestleMania, I know many people who did. Therefore, I am turning over The Highlight Reel to these gentlemen. These are wrestling fans I know and trust. Even when I disagree with their opinions, I do so knowing these are genuine fans of the professional wrestling business and not the fair-weather fans of sports entertainment that suckle at the teat of Vincent Kennedy McMahon. Without further ado, here are some WrestleMania XXIX reviews beginning first with a man who lives 10 minutes from MetLife Stadium and did not attend the show - Roy Zambrano from the International Wrestling Podcast

“WrestleMania, the biggest ENTERTAINMENT event of the year - and yeah they kept say entertainment over wrestling. It started with the IWC's current love, The Shield, in a match that was mainly forgettable, had its moments, but lead to the latest Big Show heel turn. Then, you had SO MANY VIDEO PACKAGES including a late Hurricane Sandy relief segment - even though most of New Jersey has all ready recovered from the hurricane.  Also, there was a stupid segment with John Bradshaw Layfield and Jerry Lawler playing with action figures.

The World Tag Team Championship match took place. There was a reference to last year's WrestleMania debacle, known in some circles as "18 seconds: the match." The tag match was what you would expect: a regular tag match. In my opinion, Team Hell No has run its course. They keep teasing a break up. The more they wait, the less people will care. The stage was set for it and they missed it as Team Hell No retained.

There was stupid commentary that pissed me off to no end throughout the night because METLIFE IS IN F*CKING JERSEY AND NOT NEW F*CKIN' YORK! 

The FaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanDaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanGo vs. Chris Jericho match was next. I wanted to see more out of Fandango then we got. It was an okay match though and the right person went over in Fandango. Then, I will pretend P. Diddy was not there.

Next came one of the two good matches on the card: Alberto Del Rio vs. Jack Swagger. Swagger and Del Rio have good chemistry in the ring. The match was good but they cut out Swagger's entrance to promote Slim Jims, making him look like sh*t in the process.


Only nine away from 30-0...

Then came the match of the night: CM Punk vs. The Undertaker. While marks will say that Taker should have put Punk over, even though Punk has said that he will retire in three years, "the streak" should only end to a young guy - not young in terms of years with the company - but a person in his mid 20s. Then, WWE should push him and never look back. The match was good in terms of ring work and storytelling. Also, that Spanish announce table just would not break.

This was followed by the worst match of the night in Triple H vs. Brock Lesnar. Shawn Michaels came out first, then Brock Lesnar. Why, I don't know. Triple H came out with his little gazebo bullsh*t. Then, you come to a real problem: the match was even worse than the first one. The same problem remained: Triple H didn't allow Brock to look good. You have a 40+ year old man going punch to punch with a former UFC champion and winning. Weapons were not used much in the match much, which for a No Holds Barred and "Retirement Match," you would think they would use. Michaels had no propose in the match other than to run from Brock once, get laid out by an F-5 that Triple H merely brushed off, and to superkick Paul Heyman at the end. Another problem I had was Triple H trying to make Lesnar tap. While I do agree with the storytelling aspect of it, the execution was just sh*t. Brock applied the same kamura and HHH got out. Then Brock had trouble getting it on for a second time while when Triple H gets it, Brock can't get out (again a former UFC champ can't get out form a hold applied by a 40+ year old man). Triple H keeps getting the hold back with ease and wears Brock out to the point where Lesnar is begging for help from Paul Heyman. The guy you tried to build up as a monster is begging for help. A pedigree on the steps later and Triple H wins. The match really dragged on and the crowd was dead. You could hear the guys communicating in the ring. 

Finally, the main event came. John Cena came out to all BOOs while The Rock came out to cheers. It was not a good match but the crowd didn't care because they knew Cena was going to win and they didn't want that. The Rock is still not in ring shape as he got tired early on. The Rock had a bunch of almost finishes. Flash finishes are great. That's a reason why people loved the Attitude Era. But, they don't work when they are over done. It worked in the Punk-Undertaker match but didn't here. They tried the same finish from last year. In the end, Cena and Rock continued with the false finish bullsh*t until Cena finally won in the end.


See you next year for the rubber match.

WrestleMania 29 was an okay PPV. However, this was not good for WrestleMania standards. If it was a regular PPV, I would have been okay with it. But, it was the biggest show of the year. They spent so much time building to it and it felt like a regular PPV not worth half the amount people paid for it.”

The master of the Alabama (Jimmy) Jam - James Walsh:

“WrestleMania lacked the feel of a “real” WrestleMania. I know many people are b*tching about it “sucking.” However, it was not mind-numbingly bad. It was just not at the quality of a WrestleMania show. The Rock/Cena match went on far too long. Punk/Undertaker was good, great even, but that is nothing new when Undertaker has his two matches a year. The Jericho/Fandango match sucked but no one will admit it since Jericho is an IWC darling. Alberto Del Rio vs. Jack Swagger was “meh.” All in all, every match was either average or below average with no WrestleMania moments. As I said, besides Undertaker/Punk, I do not think any of them could be considered “good.” All had flaws in some shape or form - not botches (which I can overlook) - but just bad flaws stemming from poor storytelling to poor ring ability. It was like an Indy show with one good match. Unlike the Indy show though, not everyone had the passion to perform great matches that night.”

WWE Hall of Fame: Class of 2019 (as Brad Maxwell) and host of the International Wrestling Podcast - Brian McNail:

“WrestleMania to me is always a can’t miss event. Even when the product is down, the guys normally bring their “A” game for the event and weeks leading to it popularly called the Road to WrestleMania in hopes that they will get reportedly a nice payday for the one event. This year, the Road to WrestleMania was horrible. Between repeated storylines from previous events to individuals with the spotlight not even getting television time or making it to the card, it just felt like nobody in WWE gave a sh*t about the event. Therefore, as a fan, I didn’t really feel anything about it either.

The YouTube preview show had Wade Barrett losing his Intercontinental Title to The Miz in what was a really good match that showcases my earlier thought of bringing their “A” game. Miz won a hard fought ten-minute match up on YouTube to win the Intercontinental Title for a second time. I thought it was going to be the start of a wonderful night. Oh, how I was wrong. Match was a 6/10.

WrestleMania 29 kicked off with a Hurricane Sandy tribute that had everyone from that area scratching their heads as all reports are the damage has been fixed. The traditional playing of “America the Beautiful” by a major recording artist was scrapped so Stephanie McMahon could shake hands with Gov. Chris Christie (a.k.a. Jabba the Hutt). So far, WrestleMania is failing to feel like WrestleMania.

Our opening match was a complete snooze fest as The Shield went over Big Show, Sheamus, and Randy “Boreton” after “surprisingly” Big Show had a heel turn nobody saw coming (yes folks, that is sarcasm). 4/10 because who didn’t see that ending coming.

Our second match, and one I was hoping would be a surprise hit, saw Mark Henry defeat Ryback after Ryback fell on his face trying for “the Shellshock.” The match was an abysmal failure, which says a lot about a match that has such “mat technicians” as Mark Henry and Ryback. 3/10

Third match of the night saw Team Hell No defeat Dolph Ziggler and Big E Langston in which Dolph spent the majority of the match taking the bumps from Bryan and Kane. Big E looked lost out there and I really question how fast WWE brought him from NXT/FCW to WWE, especially at WrestleMania. 4/10 because there was no skipping from AJ Lee.

The fourth match and surprise sleeper of the night saw Fandango and Chris Jericho put on a nine-minute, fun-paced match with the “rookie” Fandango going over the “veteran” Chris Jericho. This match is one of the few matches in the right spot on the card as it could have shown everyone up if it was put on later as a crowd breather before a main event. 7/10

The first “Main Event” and fifth match overall of the card saw Alberto Del Rio defeat Jack Swagger, who didn’t even get to make an entrance to the ring and instead got a jobbers treatment. It was a boring match with a predictable outcome that surprisingly didn’t feature a Money in the Bank cash in by Dolph Ziggler. 4/10.


"I believe I can fly.  I believe I can touch the sky..."

CM Punk and Undertaker put on a match that should have made everyone else on the card ashamed for even showing up to work. The match was everything everyone expected and more. Yes, these two have fought before but this felt different. It felt real and I think a lot of that had to do with Punk making it personal. These two put on a match that, in the annals of time, will probably go down in the top five WrestleMania matches. 9/10 only because there were a bit to many reversals of finishers in the beginning of the match. 

Triple H beat Brock Lesnar in a boring match that ended after the third or fourth attempt by HHH to get Brock to submit to his own finisher. Brock Lesnar doesn’t need to tap out to HHH - he needs his head caved in with a sledgehammer and repeated pedigrees. Congratulations WWE on making a legit bad ass look weak against a 40+ year old who wrestles 3-4 times a year. Also, why was HBK there? 2/10

The Main Event - Twice in a Lifetime - saw so many Attitude Adjustments and Rock Bottoms that I lost count. The match was stale, boring, and would have gotten anyone else fired before Tuesday’s SmackDown taping for that kind of effort at a WrestleMania. The Rock was blown up early and it showed. Apparently, he got hurt when a muscle was pulled entirely off the bone - something that only happens in extreme cases or when HGH is involved (see quad tears, Triple H). This match was boring and, if it wasn’t for some of the marks in the crowd, wouldn’t have been cheered by anyone in their right minds.”

From the Off the Grill podcast and sex offender registries nationwide, the enigmatic Steak Sauce:

“WrestleMania was... it was... really not that good... for a WrestleMania. If this were any of the other 32 pay-per-views of the year, it would have been one of the greatest shows ever. I personally didn’t think there was a bad match on the card. But there certainly were NO great matches on this card either. Undertaker and CM Punk put on the match of the evening, which pretty much everyone knew would be the case. The Rock vs. John Cena: Part Deux was a match that had absolutely no business being as long as it was. If you cut 15 minutes off, it could have possibly beaten Taker-Punk as match of the night. This was NOT a WrestleMania caliber show. Vince McMahon raped the viewer so hard it was like we were collectively wearing a sexy shawl…

That’s really just a bad attempt. Just goes to show that you can’t force a joke. BUT YOU CAN FORCE A BROAD TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU… OH!”

And finally, a WrestleMania recap from a man who actually attended the event. From the International Wrestling Podcast, the Irishman himself - Gerald Murphy:

“It was a great trip of outside of three hours in MetLife Stadium. The only good things from WrestleMania were CM Punk vs. The Undertaker, Chris Jericho vs. Fandango, and the fireworks. You’ve got to love fireworks.”

From what I can tell, the only thing I missed in choosing the Academy of Country Music Awards was a possibly overrated CM Punk/Undertaker match-up and a lot of nothing. It sounds like I made the right choice on Sunday night.


Keith Urban, Tim McGraw, and Taylor Swift (L to R) perform "Highway Don't Care" at the ACMs.

Monday, April 8, 2013

The Highlight Reel presents This Week's Recap for April 8th, 2013


THIS WEEK’S RECAP…

Superstar of the Week: Jay Briscoe and Luke Bryan

Dem Boys with the Ring of Honor World Heavyweight Championship

On April 5th in New York City at Supercard of Honor VII, one of the cornerstones of Ring of Honor Wrestling finally reached the top of the mountain when Jay Briscoe defeated Kevin Steen to win the Ring of Honor World Heavyweight Championship for the first time.

An eight-time Ring of Honor World Team Champion with his brother Mark, Jay Briscoe has remained one of the most exciting and talented performers in ROH from day one. While the title reign of Kevin Steen was one of the greatest reigns in Ring of Honor history, I do not know a single wrestling fan upset with the news that Jay Briscoe finally won the big one. I hope this is the beginning of a long run at the top for one of the most underrated individual performers - both in the ring and on the microphone - in the business today. Congratulations to Jay Briscoe on the biggest victory yet in his career.

Nothing but genuine emotion. That was a special moment in ACM history.

At the 48th annual Academy of Country Music Awards, Luke Bryan received the biggest honor of his career when the Georgia native won the Entertainer of the Year award. Bryan won the fan-determined award over former two-time winner Taylor Swift, Jason Aldean, and country music’s power couple Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert. The emotion flowed as Bryan was overcome and broke down multiple times during his acceptance speech. It was a wonderful moment for one of the top young stars in the genre. Congratulations to Luke Bryan on Entertainer of the Year.

Jerk of the Week: Mike Rice, Jr. and Rutgers University

Over the week, ESPN made the situation surrounding Rutgers Men’s Basketball coach Mike Rice, Jr. public knowledge with a story on Outside the Lines detailing Rice’s verbal, physical, and mental abuse of players on the Scarlet Knights basketball team over the last three years. At practices throughout his three year stint as head coach, Rice struck players with balls, shouted obscenities and homophobic slurs, and physically put his hands on players. Rutgers suspended Rice for three games without pay in December 2012 after this abuse became knowledge to the university. However, it appeared that Rutgers was prepared to sweep this situation under the rug until Outside the Lines aired hours of abuse during practices on Tuesday.

In the aftermath of these videos becoming public knowledge, the university fired Rice from his position as head coach. In addition, Rutgers athletic director Tim Pernetti resigned amidst public ridicule for not terminating Rice immediately when these videos depicting Rice’s abusive ways became knowledge to him in 2012. 

I am a firm believer that we are developing generations of soft children with the constant coddling and rewarding children for merely participating as oppose to only rewarding children for victory and success. With that said, I not only believe Rice deserved his termination but also deserves criminal prosecution for the abuse he inflicted on his players. In any other circle, his actions are assault. Indiana University kept around an abusive monster for 30+ years in Bobby Knight and justified his antics and behavior until Knight was no longer winning games consistently. Mike Rice, Jr. never had a winning season at Rutgers and was still getting protected by the university until ESPN brought the abuse to light. Rutgers is just as guilty and just as big of a jerk as Rice is for committing the horrible actions in the first place.

Babe of the Week: Kimberly Perry



A Melancholy Happy Trails to…
- Richard Brooker, 58 - American actor and stuntman best known as Jason in Friday the 13th: Part III (April 8th)
- Annette Funicello, 70 - American actress and singer best known for her time on the Mickey Mouse Club and series of beach movies (April 8th)
- Margaret Thatcher, 87 - British politician and former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom (April 8th)
- Roger Ebert, 70 - American film critic (April 4th)
- Jack Pardee, 76 - American football player and coach best known for his time with the Houston Oilers (April 1st)

Saturday, April 6, 2013

The Highlight Reel presents My WrestleMania Sunday


WrestleMania Sunday Preview 

On Sunday, eyes of the wrestling world will focus on MetLife Stadium in New Jersey for the farce, the disgrace, the sham, and the glorification of part-timers and relics from a day gone by known as WrestleMania XXIX. As a wrestling fan, WrestleMania XXIX cannot pass by without me first previewing the events. Therefore, I am dedicating this edition of The Highlight Reel to WrestleMania Sunday for yours truly.

I have to admit that I am extremely excited. The atmosphere is always electric. The girls are beautiful. The music is the best in the world. Even when I do not agree with the results, I still leave the show glad I was a part of the viewership. What? Is there something confusing you? I will not spend my WrestleMania Sunday watching that unfunny joke in New Jersey. My attention is heading to Las Vegas for the 2013 Academy of Country Music Awards!


Hosted by Blake Shelton and Luke Bryan

I have some serious issues with the nominations for this year’s show as I feel the Academy of Country Music ignored or shafted many talented artists in favor of others who I believe are overrated. This is evident nowhere more than in the Entertainer of the Year category where Jason Aldean, Luke Bryan, Miranda Lambert, Blake Shelton, and Taylor Swift vie for the honor. While all are worthy of the honor in their own right, Carrie Underwood and Kenny Chesney both deserved a nomination for the award based on album sales, chart success, and concert tour success that trumped Bryan, Lambert, Shelton, and even Swift in the last year. Since this is a fan-voted honor, I expect either Swift or Shelton to win the award. However, I believe neither holds a candle in the last year to the real queen of country music – Carrie Underwood.


Wow.  Just WOW.  

Speaking of Underwood, how is she not up for Song of the Year or Single of the Year for “Blown Away?” It was good enough to top the charts for three weeks, win a Grammy, and win other awards but not worthy of a nomination in either category here. Really?! REALLY?! At least the Academy nominated Carrie for Album of the Year for Blown Away and for Female Vocalist of the Year. I am positive that Eric Church’s Chief will get Album of the Year and Miranda Lambert will win Female Vocalist of the Year again. At least the Academy remembered Carrie when it came to nominations. 

Just as Miranda is not worthy of Female Vocalist of the Year again, I do not believe her husband Blake Shelton to be worthy of the Male Vocalist of the Year honor he will receive either. Jason Aldean and Luke Bryan are both more deserving of the award. I fully expect Little Big Town to continue riding their wave of success off “Pontoon” into Vocal Group of the Year even though Lady Antebellum and The Band Perry are both far more deserving winners. Thompson Square should win Vocal Duo of the Year and should be the Best New Artist winners too but ridiculous fan voting meant Shawna and Keifer did not even get a nomination for that honor. 

While I believe the awards will be a joke for the most part, I am still excited about the show for the music. In my opinion, there is no better genre of music than country music. Over the three-hour show on Sunday night, the ACMs will include performances from Carrie Underwood, Lady Antebellum, The Band Perry, Miranda Lambert, Jason Aldean, Kenny Chesney, Luke Bryan, Eric Church, Taylor Swift, and Kelly Clarkson. In addition, for the first time ever, Garth Brooks and George Strait will join forces on a dream collaboration. Tim McGraw, Taylor Swift, and Keith Urban will perform “Highway Don’t Care” and the show opener will see Blake Shelton perform “Boys Round Here” alongside Luke Bryan, Brad Paisley, Sheryl Crow, and the Pistol Annies.

This country music fan will be in music Heaven on Sunday night enjoying the ACM Awards. 

As for that whole WrestleMania thing, well I guess I can make predictions on it. I have not watched WWE fully since the infamous 1000th episode of RAW where the AJ Lee nonsense reached critical mass and the pandering to Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson reached an all-time low (later passed by his magical 2013 WWE Championship reign). Nevertheless, whenever I hear anything about the company, I see that I am not missing anything because I called it all six to eight months ago anyway.

John Cena will win the WWE Championship from Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Dwayne has movies to film beginning in late April and cannot dirty his hands anymore with this WWE nonsense now that he has gotten Snitch, GI Joe: Retaliation, and Pain & Gain all promoted. 

Oh, John Cena is not turning heel either. If Cena turns heel, who is the face of the company? The only other faces of the company who are “draws” in management’s eyes are Dwayne Johnson, The Undertaker, and HHH - part-timers gone next week. CM Punk is a heel. Alberto Del Rio is a mid-carder. Randy Orton and Sheamus are both stale. The Miz is a mid-carder and Dolph Ziggler is a mid-card heel. Rey Mysterio is forever injured. Kofi Kingston is not of the right skin tone for Vince McMahon and is also a mid-carder. Without Cena, they have nothing to draw the children and their parents’ money. So, stop saying Cena is turning heel because WWE cannot afford to go through the 10-month period without the part-timers without a face John Cena.

The Undertaker is going to be 21-0 at the end of the night after CM Punk becomes the latest WrestleMania jobber for Old Man Callaway. If you really think “The Streak” is ending at the hands of a man who has mocked the death of Paul Bearer so openly to torment The Undertaker, I have ocean front property to sell you in Montana because you are an idiot.

Triple H comes out of retirement to defeat Brock Lesnar in a No Holds Barred match where he would retire if he lost. I do not understand why Lesnar just refused the match and allowed Triple H to stay retired but that is all part of the illogical charm that is WWE. Wait, I did not mean charm, I mean annoying reason why I stopped watching that garbage company.

The continued push of The Shield will see Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, and Roman Reigns defeat the team of Big Show, Sheamus, and Randy Orton in a match that builds the trio for their upcoming destruction at the hands of John Cena while also cementing the upcoming heel turn for Randy Orton and annual face turn for Big Show.

Dolph Ziggler continues his free fall from the main event picture with a WWE Tag Team Championship win alongside Big E Langston over Daniel Bryan and Kane. Team Hell No will break up, more than likely with Kane turning heel as Big Show and Kane cannot be heels or faces together. It is just a rule in existence since 1999.

Ryback will defeat Mark Henry. Fandango will defeat Chris Jericho in an example of Vince McMahon’s still-existing bitterness over Jericho leaving WWE to do Dancing with the Stars almost eight years ago. Tons of Funk (Brodus Clay, the shamed Tensai, and the Drunkadactyls) will defeat Team Rhodes Scholars and the Bella Twins as the kids get a bone thrown to them while the career of Cody Rhodes falls deeper into the toilet. In addition, The Miz will win the Intercontinental Championship from Wade Barrett on the preshow because The Marine: Homefront has outperformed Dead Man Down.

The only prediction I cannot stand firmly by is Alberto Del Rio vs. Jack Swagger for the World Heavyweight Championship. Swagger’s new gimmick allows Vince McMahon to live vicarious through Swagger and his manager Zeb Colter with every racially motivated rant they have. Yet, Swagger does have a recent DUI arrest on his record. I believe Del Rio will retain simply to maintain a balance in the faces-to-heels victory ratio. Swagger will be champion soon enough though because Vince loves that racist gimmick far too much not to reward it.

I hope whoever watches WrestleMania finds some way to enjoy it. I know that I will enjoy my WrestleMania Sunday because I will be as far from WrestleMania as possible. I will be awash in the glorious music of America at the Academy of Country Music Awards. If you are a professional wrestling fan, I encourage you to join me. Do not allow sports entertainment to steal another Sunday night from you.

Thursday, April 4, 2013

Wrestling Wednesday... on a Thursday - Bits & Pieces around the Wrestling World


Wrestling Wednesday… on a Thursday

Bits and Pieces around the Wrestling World…

Dear Bully Ray and TNA, I was wrong…

Over the last few weeks, the wrestling world has been relatively quiet and yet full of news too. Apparently, the majority of eyes are around some event in New Jersey. Yeah, I do not know what it is either unless fans are talking about Supercard of Honor or the TNA event on Friday night. In mentioning TNA, that is where I would like to start.

The last time I addressed TNA was shortly after the Lockdown pay-per-view in March. I hated the revelation of Bully Ray as the leader of the Aces and Eights faction because it was about eight months too late for my tastes. However, in the three weeks after the heel turn and revelation of Bully Ray as the leader, I have only one thing to say – “I WAS WRONG.” Yes, take note because it does not happen often but I am admitting I was wrong about hating the Bully Ray / Aces and Eights revelation.



Two weeks into the angle with Bully Ray as the leader of Aces and Eights, the man I formerly called “the best heel in the business” had brought a new vibe and fresh life into the Aces and Eights angle I did not believe to be possible. Bully Ray laid out the entire history of the Aces and Eights angle with his role finally revealed from the beginning and it was terrific. More important for me, it actually made sense. Bully Ray’s explanation even made the ill-received face turn and marriage to Brooke Hogan make sense in the grand scheme of things. I was wrong about judging the Bully Ray revelation too soon. If anything, this angle is finally going somewhere after nine months.

Masters is a hero…

On March 21st, Chris Masters became a real-life superhero when the Masterpiece saved his mother from a burning house. Trapped inside her home after a crazed neighbor deliberately set it on fire, Masters jumped into action and uprooted a tree with his bare hands to break out windows and help his mother escape the flames. Not only did the story earn Masters fans for life in Momma’s Boys worldwide, it also garnered him national attention including interviews on Good Morning America and CNN. The only thing I believe Masters still deserves from this awesome story is a job with either TNA Wrestling or Ring of Honor Wrestling. I have always enjoyed Masters’ in-ring work and believed him to be a lot better than the pushes he has received. Coming of this incident of real-life heroism, Masters has never deserved a massive push more in his career. 

His bronco got busted…

After a relationship with Chyna, you would think Sean “X-Pac” Waltman would be used to hard objects pummeling his ass. However, on March 23rd, Waltman botched a Bronco Buster at any independent wrestling show in Minneanapolis, Minnesota and suffered a ripped anus. The real story to come from this injury was how Waltman said this was the third time he had suffered the same injury. You would think Waltman would stop performing the move, especially since it is a lame move in the first place, the first time a turnbuckle fisted his ass. Then again, after a relationship with Chyna, I am sure Waltman figured his backdoor could handle anything.

The fine line between human decency and justifying anything because “I Luv Punk”…

WrestleMania 29 is this Sunday in New Jersey at MetLife Stadium. As much as I do not care about World Wrestling Entertainment or plan on watching even a second of the farce passing itself off as the grandest stage of them all, I would be remised without acknowledging the final build-up on RAW for the only match at WrestleMania to have any interest for it – The Undertaker vs. CM Punk. 

Ever since the passing of William Moody, known in WWE circles as Paul Bearer, the build-up for The Undertaker vs. CM Punk has surrounded Punk’s mockery of the memory of Bearer. Even more than a quest to end The Undertaker’s 20-0 WrestleMania win streak, this feud has centered on Punk mocking the memory of The Undertaker’s long-time manager. The final moment building this rivalry occurred on Monday night when Punk used Paul Heyman in Paul Bearer make-up to distract The Undertaker so the Straight Edge Superstar could attack the Phenom. The vicious attack ended with Punk emptying the urn and Paul Bearer’s symbolic ashes all over the fallen Undertaker in a scene more disgusting than any of the previously disgusting antics of this feud were.





In the aftermath of the scene, I read where many fans justified this scene. They compared it to things witnessed during the much-beloved and often-referenced Attitude Era of the late 1990s and early 2000s. I lived in the Attitude Era and watched every week. I did not watch the Attitude Era on WWE-produced DVDs a decade after the fact. Therefore, I know what I am saying when I say the Attitude Era was NOT as good as everybody wants to make it out to be. In addition, I know what I am saying when I say that Punk’s scene was unlike anything in the Attitude Era. I don't remember any time though in the Attitude Era where someone died and their death was used to push an angle before the body was cold. I mean, when Big Bossman mocked Big Show over the passing of his father, Show's father really died almost five years earlier. That is the closest example to anything from that era resembling what Punk is doing in this feud. 

I guess I missed where someone taunted Jeff Jarrett about the passing of his friend by bouncing a basketball off the floor and calling the ball "Owen." Oh, wait. Nobody mocked Owen Hart's death to push an angle. 

I never heard anyone support the 2006 exploitation of Eddie Guerrero's untimely death - labeled "Eddie-sploitation." Nobody supported it because the angles were tasteless, crude, and wrong. In fact, many called it among the worst angles ever performed in World Wrestling Entertainment history. Yet, seven years later, the Internet Wrestling Community's creator of the wettest of wet dreams does something just as horrible and CM Punk's defenders cannot stop tripping over their tongues to defend this garbage. 

I am not yearning for the Attitude Era to return. Far from it actually. I am not a fan of today's current PG Era either and view this angle as too harsh for the PG movement. I hate this angle because it's morbid, crude, and tasteless. It's not an Attitude Era or a PG Era thing. It's a matter of human decency and respect. Of course, that is a lost cause in every aspect of life in 2013 -- not just the wrestling business.

Big A Recommends… 

While I am a fan of shameless self-promotion, I tend to keep my promotion of others to a bare minimum. When I give out a plug, I am promoting something awesome. I am promoting two great viewpoints of the wrestling game in this edition of The Highlight Reel.

First, check out the International Wrestling Podcast. Currently located at their YouTube channel (www.youtube.com/user/IWPC316), the IWPC crew bring about interesting viewpoints on the world of professional wrestling and other matters of pop culture multiple times throughout the week. Brian McNail reviews RAW and is joined by Roy Zambrano on TNA reviews and Gerald Murphy on entertainment editions. 

Second, check out the enigmatic Steak Sauce’s new podcast located at Ringside Academy (www.ringsideacademy.com). Named Off the Grill, Steak Sauce brings a very unique viewpoint on everything happening in the world of professional wrestling (or, at least on RAW) with each installment. Plus, the artwork for the podcast is quite impressive. Check it out.