Tuesday, October 30, 2012

An Ode to Horror Movies - Happy Halloween from The Highlight Reel!


Halloween is my favorite holiday of the year. Ever since I was a little kid, Halloween has held a place in my heart that few holidays could dare to match. Christmas has wonderful television specials, presents, and time with family and friends. Thanksgiving comes with football games and tremendous meals. Arbor Day celebrates trees and Groundhog Day is all about a wonderful Bill Murray film. However, none of those holidays matches the magic or wonderment that comes with Halloween.

Halloween is the one day of the year when you can dress like a fool and act childish without serious repercussions. You wander the streets in costumes and beg for candy like a homeless person without the police arresting you. In addition, the best horror movies ever made are on television around the clock to frighten, thrill, excite, and entertain views young and old alike. In all honesty, the horror movies are my favorite part of Halloween. Ever since I was a wee lad, I have loved horror films like a fat child loves cake or an alcoholic loves hooch (or an alcoholic child loves rum cake). 

My love for horror films began when I was four years old. Thankfully, I had a wonderful mother who trusted me enough to know I could tell reality from fantasy. That is why, without hesitation, I started renting horror films alongside my cartoons at Brewer’s Movie Club in Madison, NC. Initially, the covers of the movie boxes drew me to the films.



With covers like those, how could I not want to see what was on those VHS tapes? Therefore, when I checked out films for the weekend, I always had the best of Jason Voorhees and Freddy Kruger or some low-budget slasher flick with scantily clad young women alongside my copy of Disney’s Robin Hood or The Transformers: the Movie and my Coliseum Home Video release of the latest WWF event. Horror movies spoke to me. In a way, these films were the perfect films because they had everything – adventures, thrilling situations, pretty girls, and heroic characters overcoming tremendous odds. In addition, the films came with many wonderful life lessons that I still hold near and dear to this day. Those include:

  • Never say, “I’ll be right back.”
  • Avoid camping trips, summer camps, and the woods at all costs
  • Never anger a goalie
  • Do not do drugs
  • Do not speak to or trust strangers
  • If a town has a “town loon,” take his words as gospel because Crazy Ralph is always right
  • Never enter a dark room
  • Never split up from your friends, family when lost
  • Always make sure there is one person in a group weaker than you are

With October 31st right around the corner, I thought now would be a great time to look back at the horror genre and some of my personal favorites (and least favorites) in this special edition of The Highlight Reel. Joining me in this venture into the abyss, I have some wonderful friends and horror fans contributing to this discussion on the best and worst of the horror genre.

Villains

In order to have a good horror film, one must first have a good villain. The villain can range from a vicious animal to a cold-blooded psychopath, an evil entity to an inhuman monster, or whatever else the imagination can conjure. I have selected four that stand on my Mount Rushmore of horror film villains: Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers, the zombie, and the Reverend Harry Powell. 

For me, Jason Voorhees from the Friday the 13th franchise will always be my favorite horror movie character. The mask is iconic. The body count is incredible. The character just exudes fear and evil with every cold, calculated movement from the mongoloid Momma’s Boy in a hockey mask. Jason Voorhees is a classic and legend in a genre full of memorable characters. Michael Myers from the Halloween franchise is another silent slayer hidden behind a mask. However, Michael differs from Jason in one extremely important way – motivation. Michael Myers initially is a murderer based on pure, unbridled rage with no real motivation. Unlike Jason, who witnessed his mother’s beheading at the end of the first Friday the 13th, Michael Myers just snapped at age six and began murdering his family and everyone standing in the way of Myers ending his bloodline. That initial unknown motivating spirit made Michael Myers intriguing. The engulfing power of the zombie leads me to hold zombies in high esteem. Regardless of if they are slow and lumbering like in the George Romero zombie classics (Night of the Living Dead; Dawn of the Dead; Day of the Dead) or fast and vicious like in the 2004 Dawn of the Dead remake or 28 Days Later (I know they were infected but they acted like the undead), zombies offer a never-ending threat that I find absolutely chilling. Finally, I love Robert Mitchum’s performance as the Reverend Harry Powell in 1955’s The Night of the Hunter. Mitchum plays a misogynistic, murderous traveling preacher on a quest to find stolen money belonging to a former cellmate. His cold-blooded demeanor blended with the Southern charm only Mitchum could deliver on-screen provides one of the greatest individual performances in horror cinema history. 

The responses of others provided an interesting list of favorite horror villains. While one villain shined brightly, there were many included in this who’s who from the horror genre.

“Pazuzu (The Exorcist), Dracula (1958 Hammer version) or Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th).” - Doug Smith 
“Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th) - He is the OG. No one is better. He would make Michael Myers his b-tch and use Freddy’s glove to scratch a itch he has on his nuts. A total beast. Plus, he is retarded with a healing factor and beat the hell out of a b-tch with super powers. Bar none, the best.” - James Walsh  
“My favorite horror villain is, without a shadow of a doubt, Freddy Kruger (A Nightmare on Elm Street). The fact that it’s a game for him. He could kill you at any moment but that wouldn’t be any fun.” - Steak Sauce 
“I actually like Kane Hodder’s Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th: Part VII - Jason X). I guess my all-time favorite is Norman Bates (Psycho) or Pennywise (It).” - Terry Sligar 

While I have many favorite horror villains, only one irks me to no end: Chucky from the Child’s Play franchise. He was a doll. I do not care how murderous the spirit was inside the doll; he was a doll. You step on him and move on. Chucky would not bother me nearly as much if Child’s Play were a one-time deal either. However, this series lasted for four sequels with each more ridiculous than the last. Chucky was not funny, not frightening, and not entertaining. Chucky was only the worst.

The debate for worst horror villain was a two-man race with a pint-sized villain and a psychopathic mastermind drawing the majority of their wrath equally. 

“Jigsaw (Saw).” - Brian McNail 
“Michael Myers - never liked him. I think it goes back to how he was smaller and more ‘realistic’ in the first (Halloween) films. Horror movies are an escape for me; not something that I want to sit and think about.” - James Walsh 
“Least favorite is probably Chucky (Child’s Play) or the Puppet Master toys because they are toys! Break them in half!” - Jeremy Johnston 
“My least favorite is that doll I won’t name from Child’s Play. Toys are meant to be your friends as children, not the creators of nightmares.” - Stacey Holt
“My least favorite would be Madea… or Jigsaw (Saw). That stupid f--king voice.” - Steak Sauce 

Best and Worst Films

Choosing a favorite horror film for me is like trying to choose my favorite Taylor Swift song – so many choices and every one wonderful in its own way. Unable to choose merely one, I selected my ten favorite horror films. They are not necessarily the best horror films, just my favorites. They are the horror films that I can put into the DVD player at any time and feel at peace with the world. Each is uniquely entertaining for a cavalcade of reasons varying from gory and violent to haunting and bittersweet. These are my ten favorite horror movies (in alphabetical order).

28 Days Later – The first film of the 2000s’ “zombie renaissance,” 28 Days Later does not even include zombies; it features swarms of people infected by a disease called “rage.” The infected swarm England and create an apocalyptic setting that captivated me from the very beginning frames of this modern classic. The performances of Cillian Murphy and Naomi Harris only add to the excellence of this film.

Christine – John Carpenter turned Stephen King’s novel into a severely under-appreciated horror gem in this story about a boy and his car. The metamorphosis of Arnie from nerd to bad boy is almost as chilling as the 1958 Plymouth Fury from Hell. 

Dawn of the Dead – The 1978 original film stands out as the best zombie film of all-time. The zombies never looked better while the setting, the Monroeville Mall in Monroeville, Pennsylvania, created a desire within me to be inside a shopping mall after hours that I will carry with me until I die. This film was full of gory, desperation, and apocalyptic dread that makes a zombie film work.

Friday the 13th Part VI : Jason Lives – Violent, funny, intense, brutal, and down-right entertaining in every way, Friday the 13th Part VI revived the franchise with the rebirth of Jason Voorhees after the appearance of faux Jason in Part V. The killer soundtrack added to the charm while Jason Voorhees was never better than his tour of duty at Camp Crystal Lake in Part VI.

Halloween – Many say Psycho was the original slasher film. Others say it was The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. For me, John Carpenter’s Halloween set the gold standard for what every slasher film has attempted to be since 1978. That makes Halloween the original slasher film in my book.

Hostel: Part II – Brutal, violent, gory, vicious, and unrelenting, Hostel: Part II picks up where the first film left off with the kills even more horrific and brutal. I love the view into the mindset of the villainous clientele and the ultimate comeuppance of the villainous financers behind Elite Hunting that come with Hostel: Part II.

Scream – Wes Craven and Kevin Williamson breathed fresh life into the stale genre in 1996 with Scream. Innovative by approaching horror with a sarcastic approach that mocked the genre as well as reinforced the great things about the genre, Scream was vicious, insane, and captivating to the end credits. This film showed that anyone could be a suspect, you should always expect the unexpected, and you had better know the rules. 

The Birds – While many say Psycho is Alfred Hitchcock’s best horror film, my vote goes to The Birds. Just the idea that, for no given reason, birds could turn on a community and attack everyone sends chills down my spine. This is nature turning on humanity at its finest. In addition, marvelous performances from Tippi Hedren, Rod Taylor, and Jessica Tandy add to a chilling horror film that stands also as one of the premiere films of Hitchcock’s legendary career.

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre – Leatherface and his family created one of the most imposing environments in horror history within their rural Texas farmhouse. From the chilling opening narration from a then-unknown John Larroquette through Leatherface’s almost poetic dance with the chainsaw as the film concludes, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre oozes a quiet intensity often imitated but rarely duplicated in the horror genre. 

The Wolf Man – This classic from 1941 is just an amazing film. While I do not find it scary, I love The Wolf Man because of its bittersweet tale of Lawrence Talbot (played by the legendary Lon Cheney, Jr.). Bitten by a werewolf, played by horror icon Bela Lugosi, as he attempted to save a young woman, Talbot suffers from the curse of the werewolf until it ultimately consumes him. The desperation in Cheney’s performance and the intensity of Talbot as the werewolf add to the horror as he unwillingly gives in to the curse at every full moon. The Wolf Man is not just a horror classic; it is a cinematic classic. 

Naming a favorite horror film created a wide range of selections from my panel. 

Dawn of the Dead (1978) and Return of the Living Dead: Part 2. I watched these in secret with my dad when I was five.” - Brian McNail
“From 1980 or so, The Changeling starring George C. Scott. A very underrated-yet-scary and even disturbing movie. But there is one that trumps anything that I've EVER seen, and unfortunately it has never been released on DVD much less Blu-ray: The Dark Secret of Harvest Home starring none other than Bette Davis. This was a television movie from 1978 and it will scare the living hell out of you.” - Chris Knight 
“Honestly, ones that are creepy on a psychological level. The original Texas Chain Saw Massacre, Alien, and The Exorcist are among my favorites. I also enjoy the Universal classics, some of the Hammer classics as well as quite a few silent horror movies such as Nosferatu, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, and a few others.” - Doug Smith
Event Horizon. Sci-fi horror is a genre that is both hard to pull off and totally under-appreciated. It was just pure perfection in my eyes (as well as a horror movie can be).” - James Walsh 
“My favorites are the slasher films with small towns or summer camps and with masked killers. My favorite is the original Prom Night because I felt bad for the killer. He saw these kids kill his sister and get away with it. He wanted her death to be avenged and I felt sad when he was killed at the end. Scream is also a fav as well. Psycho is the grandfather (or mother) of all horror because the genre was different after that movie.” - Jeremy Johnston 
“For starters, Nosferatu, just because it is a classic. I liked most of the Jason movies except the last one because Jason does not run, he just appears.” - Mic Grimsley
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors. One reason was it was a huge improvement over Part 2. Plus, it made me afraid to walk down dark alleys, be around puppets, and trying to fix a static TV.” - Michael Jay Smith 
“My favorite horror movies are Halloween (the Rob Zombie remake) and Friday The 13th (2009). I don’t know why I like these movies. Maybe it’s because, when I was little, Michael and Jason scared me but, as I grew older, I overcame my fear of them.” - Stacey Holt
"My favorites are Return of the Living Dead and A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors. RotLD because it is that blend of horror done with that speck of dark comedy and punk rock that really clicks for me. Dream Warriors because Dokken and because I like every death scene and actually give a sh*t about the characters. You could say about every Nightmare save for the remake.” - Steak Sauce
“Sci-fi horror like Fire in the Sky, Communion, The Fourth Kind.” - Terry Sligar 

For every great horror film, there is a good horror film. For every good film, there is a decent film. For every decent film, there is a bad film. For every bad horror film, there is a putrid and vile waste of time that even your worst enemy should never view. Those horror films - the worst of the worst are among my least favorite horror films. As passionate as I am for the original series, I hate the Friday the 13th remake with that same passion. It turned Jason into a rip-off of multiple horror villains and Batman at one point. It was an unfunny joke. While a fan of the Saw series, I believe Saw V is one of the most pointless films in horror history. The Saw saga advanced an outstanding storyline through six films; with a seventh film - Saw V - merely there to grab cash from horror fans. Black Christmas, the 2006 remake of the wonderful 1974 original, wasted a sexy and talented cast with lame kills, a terrible storyline, and painfully bad editing. The best parts of the movie aired in the trailer and then were cut from the movie. Finally, while they have their devoted group of fans and an iconic horror villain, the Hellraiser films - all 87 of them - are complete garbage. In 1987, they tried to make a good film. It was mediocre, maybe deserving of a sequel, but nothing special. Since then, the acting and effects have gotten worse while the filmmakers continue to milk this dead cow for all it is worth. The Hellraiser franchise is a tragic waste of the talented Doug Bradley.

When selecting a least favorite horror film, there were many passionate responses towards films viewed as simply detestable.

“My least favorite are the Saw and Paranormal Activity franchises because I don’t see them as horror but everyone else does.” - Brian McNail
“Anything ever made related to zombies. They’re not scary and they don’t fall under the category of being ‘so bad they’re funny.’” - Doug Smith
“I hate Rob Zombie’s Halloween 2 because he was trying to be artsy like a douche bag. Also, my least favorite, besides Halloween 2, would have to be The Exorcist and The Omen. I get it - the Devil is evil. Those movies are just dull in my opinion (regardless of age or praise).” - James Walsh 
“Least favorite is the Hellraiser series. I just couldn’t get into them or the Saw movies. I don’t dig the new sadomasochist, gore, and twisted style.” - Jeremy Johnston
“My least favorite horror, and one I wish they would launch any and all copies they can find into the sun, is Child’s Play. I hate that movie because toys are supposed to be your friend, not the vessels of psycho’s souls.” - Stacey Holt
Shaun of the Dead and the Saw series. Shaun was plagued by horrible acting and writing from the start. It’s a movie that just drags on. To be fair, I’ve only seen the first two Saw movies but Jesus were they bad. Also, the Hellraiser series. At least they tried with the first two but after that…” - Steak Sauce
“Torture porn. Hostel, House of 1000 Corpses, Saw.” - Terry Sligar

Overrated and Underrated Films

There are many films in the horror genre that I feel are overrated. As good a film as each may be, I feel they do not live up to the hype. It might be horror fan sacrilege but I stand by the following statement: the two most overrated horror films of all-time are Psycho and The Exorcist. Critics and fans alike list both films among the greatest of all-time, not just greatest horror films either. Don’t get me wrong; I love both movies. However, I would not dare call either the greatest horror film of all-time. The hype surrounding Psycho and The Exorcist make them overrated. In discussing overrated horror films, I have to stress that the Evil Dead series is painfully overrated. Bruce Campbell’s terrifically corny performance as Ash does not make up for the fact that both The Evil Dead and its sequel, essentially a remake of the first, are terrible movies. Finally, I have to stress again my displeasure with the Child’s Play films. There are some serious fans of this franchise and I cannot understand why. Chucky was stupid and these films gradually got worse throughout the series. These films never deserved the amount of sequels received. 

As far as underrated horror films go, I have to start with the most underrated horror film of all-time: the 1983 slasher film Sleepaway Camp. There is nothing special or innovative about Sleepaway Camp for the first 85 minutes. Then, the ending happens. In the shocking finale, we see that Angela is the killer… and she has a penis. Yup. Angela is really a boy. It is an intense ending making Sleepaway Camp an instant classic. Despite being a made-for-television movie, Dark Night of the Scarecrow is one of the creepiest horror films of the 1980s. Packing a lot of action and terrific performances into this tale of revenge, Dark Night of the Scarecrow is outstanding and will always hold a special place in my heart. Night of the Demons, released in 1988, is one of many horror films where teenagers party in a location they should not and pay the price for it. However, this film deserves appreciation because of many great aspects that set it apart from its contemporaries. The special effects are outstanding with the demonic victims all sporting some great make-up jobs. Also, the film offers a rarity in horror movies as an African-American actually survived from beginning to end. Finally, a modern horror film that is extremely underrated is the 2006 horror mockumentary Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon. An homage to the slasher genre, and treating the genre as reality, Behind the Mask mixes dark comedy with documentary-style film making to create one of the more unique horror experiences in the last decade. 

It was very interesting to see some of the titles labeled overrated and underrated by the horror fans in my panel. It is quite the mix of established and lesser-known films making the list.

“Italian zombie/splatter flicks are underrated because most people won’t watch dubbed/subtitled movies. Paranormal Activity is overrated because people believe the sh*t is real.” - Brian McNail
“For overrated, I say the zombie genre. I’m also gonna throw in the entire Nightmare On Elm Street series. I understand the concept and it’s an interesting one. But it’s executed terribly and Robert Englund has the acting chops of Channing Tatum. For underrated, I think silent horror is under-appreciated at least by most modern audiences. I don’t think most people appreciate how honestly frightening your mind can make something even without modern audio/visual technology.” - Doug Smith
“Under-appreciated: Event Horizon. I also think the 13 Ghosts movie did not get a fair shake considering how much thought and back story was put into the actually ghosts and 'world' that the movie took place in.” - James Walsh 
“A lot of people hate the first Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake with Jessica Biel and Eric Balfour but I gotta say that it was the only movie where I felt really bad for the kids. I wanted them to escape so bad! It is very underrated.” - Jeremy Johnston
Sleepaway Camp is underrated just for the ending alone.” - Michael Jay Smith
“I feel that Rob Zombie’s Halloween films are underrated. If people could look past the remake tag, they’d find two absolutely incredible movies. Also, people mistake Halloween 2 for a remake. It absolutely is not a remake; it is the sequel to a remake. As much praise as it receives I don’t think the Scream franchise has had enough. Overrated would be Paranormal Activity as a franchise as well as the Saw franchise. I really have to ask ‘who would be entertained by this?’” - Steak Sauce
“Overrated: Friday the 13th, anything with Bruce Campbell, a lot of 1990’s horror. Under-appreciated: Leviathan, La Cavaliere, Beware: Children at Play, Phantasm, the original Children of the Corn, and C.H.U.D.” - Terry Sligar

The Ideal Halloween Triple Feature

Every Halloween, I love to sit back with a cold, tasty beverage and enjoy a few of my favorite horror movies. It is a Halloween tradition of mine. In working on this ode to the horror genre, I started thinking about the perfect horror movie triple feature. What would I include in the perfect representation of this genre I love so much? Do I go with fun and excitement or do I select horror classics that display the growth of the genre? Do I choose films representing the sub-genres of horror or stick to one style? After a lot of thought, I selected these three films as my Halloween Triple Feature:

Dawn of the Dead (1978) - I love zombies. This is the greatest zombie film ever made. More importantly though, Dawn of the Dead includes everything about the zombie genre in such a perfect blend that this is not just a perfect zombie film; it is a perfect horror film. The undead roam the planet feasting on the living without a cure or cause in sight. There is no hope for humanity yet the survivors continue to fight and strive to survive. It is a perfect display of the human spirit - a desire to fight against insurmountable odds even in the face of catastrophe. The original Dawn of the Dead is a masterpiece.

Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives - Jason Voorhees is an icon. Throughout the Friday the 13th franchise, Jason underwent many transitions (drowning Mama’s boy, grain sack wearing redneck mongoloid, undead killing machine, traveling spirit using bodies as shells, space cowboy). For my money, Jason was never better than the sixth installment of the series when everybody’s favorite hockey mask adorning killer rose from the dead via a lightning strike homage to Frankenstein‘s monster. The blend of dark comedy and brutal, vicious death scenes make for one of the most entertaining experiences in the horror genre. This is as close to a perfect slasher film from the 1980s as you will ever find. I love this movie.

Hostel - I know that many people hate these films. Torture porn, they label them. For me, Hostel represents the age of realism in horror films where the killers were as normal as their victims. The only difference between the hero and villain came in a lack of conscious and morality. In addition, Hostel fits into one of my favorite sub-genres of the horror genre: the wrong turn into danger genre. These kids make a bad turn, one mistake, and it turned their world upside down. It makes me think how life really can change drastically based on whether or not I go left or right. Hostel is an outstanding blend of violence and chance surrounded by groundbreaking gore that entertains me to no end.

In reading the responses of my panel, it was interesting to see the selections chosen in creating the ideal horror triple feature. Regardless of how the panelists selected their films, each person has a triple feature sure to entertain any horror fan at Halloween. 

The Beyond, Halloween 2, Night of Living Dead (1990 remake) - Brian McNail
The Cabinet Of Dr. Caligari or Nosferatu, The Exorcist, and Saw - Doug Smith
Dawn of the Dead (with director’s commentary - dork, I know), Event Horizon, and Alien - James Walsh
Scream, one of the Friday the 13th films, and Halloween - Jeremy Johnston
Night of the Living Dead, Halloween, and Friday the 13th - Michael Jay Smith
Dracula (either the original with Bela Lugosi or the version with Gary Oldman), Halloween (2009) and Friday The 13th - Stacey Holt
Return of the Living Dead, A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors, and Friday the 13th Part 4: the Final Chapter - Steak Sauce
La Cavaliere, Poltergeist 2, and Communion - Terry Sligar

I hope that everyone enjoyed this ode to horror movies. Thanks to all of the people who joined me in revealing some of their favorites and thanks to all of you for reading this special Halloween edition of The Highlight Reel. Now, sit back with some popcorn, candy, or an adult beverage and enjoy something scary. It’s Halloween and there is no better way to enjoy it than with someone getting slaughter on TV.

Sunday, October 28, 2012

The Highlight Reel presents This Week's Recap - The Taylor Swift Edition


This Week’s Recap – the Taylor Swift Edition

Superstar of the Week: Taylor Swift



There was no bigger star in the world this week than country singer/songwriter Taylor Swift. With the release of her fourth studio album, Red, it was hard to ignore Swift this week. Taylor appeared all over television with promotional appearances on Good Morning America, Late Show with David Letterman, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, The View, Access Hollywood, and an ABC special hosted by Katie Couric. Major campaigns promoted Red exclusively at Target, Papa John’s, Walmart, and Macy’s. Taylor personally announced on the website the first dates of the 2013 Red Tour (including dates in Charlotte, Raleigh, and Greensboro). 



Oh, and Red itself opened to rave reviews from multiple publications spanning multiple genres while establishing itself as the biggest album of 2012 already. Red went gold with over 500,000 copies sold in less than 24 hours. On pace to sell over 1,000,000 copies in the first week, Red will open up number one on numerous Billboard charts next week including the Billboard Top 200, Country, Pop, and Adult contemporary charts. Her success is not limited to the United States either as Red is debuting number one in at least 32 countries all over the world.

While it became public knowledge this week that her most recent relationship with Conor Kennedy ended a month ago, that little blemish on an otherwise perfect week did nothing to stop the Taylor Domination from occurring. There was nobody bigger in the entire world this week than the 5’11” poet laureate of a generation named Taylor Allison Swift.

Jerk of the Week: Jake Gyllenhaal

With her music as a standing testament to her life and experiences, fans know that Taylor Swift’s music comes from her relationships. Considering some of the break-up songs on Red, it can be safe to say that Jake Gyllenhaal is a complete tool. Dating for a three-month period in 2010, Swift and Gyllenhaal ended quietly. However, some songs on Red have revealed to the world that this relationship did not end as nicely as one would think. “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” expressed Gyllenhaal’s refusal to let the relationship die while lyrics in “Begin Again” show the lasting effect of Gyllenhaal’s insecurities when Swift sings of finally feeling comfortable to wear heels again. Apparently, Jake Gyllenhaal does not like a woman taller than he is – as if that matters.

Jake Gyllenhaal is a great actor. Nobody can deny that. However, if there is even one iota of truth to the songs in Red, Jake Gyllenhaal is also an insult to the male gender. Seriously, bro.

Babes of the Week: Taylor Swift and Michelle Beadle


Michelle Beadle on WhoSay


Red Review – Song by Song



“State of Grace” - This song is right in Taylor’s wheelhouse with the country/pop/rock sound that she has mastered over the last two albums (Fearless, Speak Now). I have read where some have said “State of Grace” was Taylor’s “U2 song” as it comes from the same cloth as many of U2’s biggest hits. I can see that. The song just has a feel of being custom made for rocking out as you drive down the highway with the windows down and wind whipping your hair. “State of Grace” is a great way to open Red.

“Red” - The title track of this album has radio success written all over it. “Red” features that blend of country, pop, and rock blending together to create the Taylor sound we all know and love. The best of Taylor Swift is never displayed better on Red than here. In addition, I love the lyrics. The colors create a great metaphor for the ebb and flow of a relationship perfectly. “Red” is Taylor Swift at her finest. This song should be one of her biggest hits yet.

“Treacherous” - Taylor delivers an outstanding modern country ballad with “Treacherous.” Describing the rocky road of a relationship (a reoccurring theme in Taylor Swift’s music), “Treacherous” builds from a soft low-tempo ballad into an epic, boisterous finish reminiscent of songs by country acts like Sugarland, Faith Hill, and Lady Antebellum or pop/rock acts like Kelly Clarkson or 2000’s Bon Jovi. “Treacherous” is a solid single that should be another radio success on the country charts.

“I Knew You Were Trouble.” - “I Knew You Were Trouble” is a purely pop song from Taylor Swift. I love the song. However, it really seems better suited for a Katy Perry or Kelly Clarkson. Of course, that said, Taylor works wonders with it. The chorus is extremely catchy. The base drums add a feeling of attitude and “oomph” to what could be a misfire. “I Knew You Were Trouble” will not be a country hit without the addition of some country elements. That said, this could be Taylor’s biggest pop hit yet. It really shows the evolution of her sound as something done more than to sell more records; it is also to make great music.

“All Too Well” - This is my favorite song on the album. “All Too Well” describes a relationship in the most bittersweet of terms. This song genuinely spoke to me as I remembered a prior relationship. The best parts turned to misery and neither of us was able to stop it. “All Too Well” is a song about remembering and the pain that comes with those memories. An outstanding modern country song, the low-tempo tune has a vibe reminiscent of Taylor from the very beginning of her career. The power and emotion in her voice, especially in the final third of the song, just grab at a listener and hold tightly until the end. “All Too Well” is one of the finest songs Taylor Swift has recorded in her career. They created Grammy Awards for this kind of song.

“22” - This song is all about fun. Taylor exudes the youthful exuberance of a 22-year-old woman with “22.” I can imagine this song being one of the biggest hits of the summer of 2013 if released for radio at that time. It is a fun, party anthem that will be the soundtrack for many women’s “girls’ night out” regardless of their age.

“I Almost Do” - As Michael Cole would say, this is vintage Taylor Swift. Swift’s lovely voice and an acoustic guitar start off a great country ballad about a young woman yearning to rekindle a relationship despite the pain it may bring. I think “I Almost Do” is one of the finest country songs on the album and a song that would receive universal acclaim from Swift haters if Miranda Lambert sang it. This is a perfect example of the amazing country artist Taylor Swift is.

“We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” - When “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” debuted, I was along many who feared Taylor’s entire album would have this pop sound. While it is a great song, it is such a departure from her usual sound that it was scary. Thankfully, Red is so much more than songs like this one. That said, “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” is a classic kiss-off song and one of the biggest hits of Swift’s career. As long as Taylor does not completely turn her albums into songs with this sound, I eagerly await the next experiment Taylor makes in this genre.

“Stay Stay Stay” - I love this song! “Stay, Stay, Stay” makes you believe in love. This song is fun, catchy, happy, and draws a smile from even the most jaded of hearts. Also, “Stay, Stay, Stay” is a song that shows me how, within all of the pop polish of Taylor’s new songs, there lays the same country sweetheart who took the music world by storm when she sang about a romance blossoming to the music of Tim McGraw in 2006. “Stay, Stay, Stay” is a reminder that Taylor Swift is still a country girl at heart.

“The Last Time” - Joined by Gary Lightbody of Snow Patrol, “The Last Time” is among the highlights of the entire album. This duet is just magic. The back and forth of two people struggling to finally give in and give love a try is so painfully beautiful in this song. As a Lady Antebellum fan, I could easily imagine Hillary and Charles doing wonders with a cover of this song. Love it!

“Holy Ground” - Taylor channels a little Miranda Lambert with the Southern rock vibe that comes off “Holy Ground.” The chorus of this one is infectious. While a good song, “Holy Ground” is my least favorite of the 16 tracks on Red.

“Sad Beautiful Tragic” - Soft, gentle, and soothing, the sound of a wonderful voice and a strumming guitar make for an outstanding ballad in “Sad Beautiful Tragic.” There is a bittersweet feeling that comes with the lovely depiction of a relationship that runs the gamut of emotions. The flow of the song expresses comforting and calmness while the lyrics scream of heartbreak and pain. “Sad Beautiful Tragic” is a depiction of a upsetting time in the loveliest of ways. 

“The Lucky One” - With many saying “The Lucky One” is Taylor’s ode to idol Joni Mitchell, this song reminds me of many songs about the joys and perils of fortune and fame. Faith Hill’s “When the Lights Go Down” comes to mind immediately. In a way, I think also this song is a dream Taylor Swift has for her life. She is the subject of gossip and ridicule from some and she takes it in stride. Ultimately, I believe Taylor will finish making her mark on the pop-fueled world of Hollywood and will return to the outskirts of Nashville where the country music world has embraced her since day one. That is what “The Lucky One” is to me.

“Everything Has Changed” - The much-anticipated duet with Ed Sheeran, “Everything Has Changed” is a wonderful little duet about young love and the energetic feelings surrounding a blossoming relationship. Considering Sheeran will join Swift on the 2013 Red Tour, I expect both this song to become a huge radio and a relationship between the two singer-songwriters to blossom within the next year. It is a great song. 

“Starlight” - Described as a tribute to Ethel Kennedy, another idol of Swift’s, “Starlight” is very energetic and exciting with a killer hook. Coming from the Katy Perry or Selena Gomez playbook with the solid pop base, Swift is wonderful in this number made for dance clubs and parties. I think “Starlight” would be a major hit on pop radio. 

“Begin Again” - “Begin Again” is one of the most beautiful country songs I have listened to in a long time. This is the kind of song that renews your faith in love after coming off a bad breakup or a long string of misery. “Begin Again” is a heartfelt declaration that love can begin again within the confines of a meeting at a café on a Wednesday. Catchy and touching, I love this song and its message. In an album full of the ups and downs of relationships, with more downs than ups described, “Begin Again” is a wonderful way to end Red on a high note.

Red plays like two albums in one. Taylor Swift has an outstanding country album and an outstanding pop album all in one. From beginning to end, Red is the most experimental and yet most complete album of Taylor Swift’s young career. I think that people will look at this album in the same way Shania Twain’s The Woman in Me is with admiration in the country music genre because it is a game changer. That is strong praise considering you can say the same for both Fearless and Speak Now. Taylor Swift is reestablishing what a female country artist is with each song she creates. Not only does she have the crossover appeal to reach her non-country fans consistently, Swift is also embracing that crowd without alienating her country audience - something Shania Twain and Faith Hill both struggled with upon reaching their respective crossover heights. Taylor Swift is currently on a roll never seen in the country genre before. Red is just another chapter of a career that will ultimately be one of country music’s most legendary.

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

The Highlight Reel presents Armchair Quarterback Tuesday... on a Wednesday... for Week 7


Armchair Quarterback Tuesday…

 

Last year before the NFL season started, I expressed concern over the Carolina Panthers selecting Cameron Newton with the number one pick in the NFL Draft. Newton won Offensive Rookie of the Year honors and Carolina improved from 2-14 to 6-10. It appeared that my concerns were unnecessary. Cameron Newton was on the verge of superstardom and Carolina was on the verge of achieving great things in 2012. Yeah, that has not happened.

Carolina is currently 1-5 with no signs of improving anytime soon. The offense is anemic. The defense is finally healthy but cannot carry the team solely. Newton, the leader of the Panthers, is currently passing for 58% with four touchdowns and five interceptions in five games. While his numbers are a regression from his stellar rookie season, Newton’s attitude shows that he is not taking any of the blame for Carolina’s lackluster season.

“It’s the same script, same director and it’s getting kind of boring,” Newton said after last week’s loss to the Dallas Cowboys. Newton passed for 222 yards and one touchdown in the 19-14 defeat. In throwing the offensive coordinator under the bus, Newton added:

“We’ve had ample opportunities. …and I sound like a broken record [but] this taste, this vibe and I’m not buying it, man, and I don’t know what it is but something is going to have to change and change real fast in order to make that next step because it’s the same old thing, same old thing.”


“Well everybody’s looking at it, it’s not just me. [We] try to find ways to keep games close and whether it’s me, I don’t know. Whether it’s the coordinator, I don’t know. …but we’ve got to find a way to change that.”


Everybody needs to get better. Not me though. I get mine.

“I’m not the play-caller,” Newton said after flailing his arms a bit. “I’m speaking for [Offensive Coordinator Mike Chudzinski] but you’ve to have a balanced offense. The running game hasn’t been as exciting as we want it to be but you still have got to call those plays.”


In criticizing everything about the offense, Newton conveniently left one name out: Cameron Newton. Newton has shown a “panic” on the field this season as defenses have adapted to his playing style and stopped what were easy big yardage gains last season. Newton has missed open opportunities to hit wide receiver Steve Smith and tight end Greg Olsen in every game this season. Newton has weapons around him but has struggled to execute. That is a Cameron Newton problem; not a blame the offensive coordinator problem. However, Cam refuses to see this because the young man has no experience with losing. He also has no experience with handling the heat from disappointed fans.

When Newton stole a laptop computer at the University of Florida and destroyed it in an attempt to hide it from authorities, Newton was injured and not playing for the gators. Fan disappointment was muted because the Gator fans were cheering a Godly boy named Timothy Richard Tebow. Add Newton’s eligibility issues at Auburn, which will ultimately lead to a revoking of his Heisman trophy and the entire 2010 Auburn Tigers National Championship season – trust me, it’s Reggie Bush 2.0,  and you have the dark clouds looming overheard causing detractors to scream “character issues” when Carolina selected Newton first in 2011. While the issues remained minimal in his rookie campaign, we are now seeing Cameron Newton fully exposed in 2012. He is moody, throws blame everywhere, celebrates his own accomplishments regardless of how bad the team is playing (Superman celebration while down 20+ to New York, anyone?), and appears to be a self-absorbed tool in need of people pandering to him. Carolina management has fired General Manager Marty Hurney this week. How many more heads will roll before Cam Newton’s attitude changes or management realizes that cam is the issue? Only time will tell. One thing is for certain though: Carolina has not hit rock bottom yet if we are truly seeing the “real” Cameron Newton.

Who’s Hot:
The Houston Texans are an AFC-best 6-1 after crushing Baltimore 43-13… The Indianapolis Colts are 3-3 on the season; 2-1 since Head Coach Chuck Pagano was diagnosed with leukemia… The New York Giants are the best team in the NFC, even with a 5-2 record, after dismantling SF and surviving a game Washington in back-to-back weeks… Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson continues to thrive in his comeback from ACL surgery with a 153-yard day against Arizona… Denver Broncos QB Peyton Manning’s numbers in the second half of games are things of legend, as seen in the 24-point comeback on Monday night when Denver defeated San Diego 35-24.

Who’s Not: Up 24 on Denver, the San Diego Chargers crumbled in the second half for the second week in a row… Despite helping get the Jets to overtime against the New England Patriots, Jets QB Mark Sanchez introduced Jet fans to the game clinching fumble in the pats 26-23 OT victory… After starting 4-0, the Arizona Cardinals are now 4-3… Despite losing linebacker Ray Lewis and cornerback Lardarius Webb for the season, the Baltimore Ravens shouldn’t have lost so badly to Houston if they are a legit contender.

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

The Highlight Reel presents This Week's Recap... for the last couple of weeks

THIS WEEK’S RECAP…

Superstar of the Week: Felix Baumgartner


Austrian skydiver, daredevil, and BASE jumper Felix Baumgartner accomplished an insane feat on October 14th that still has the world abuzz when he set a world record for skydiving 128,100 feet (39,045 meters) in eastern New Mexico. The stunt, paid for entirely by Red Bull, also saw Baumgartner set records for the highest manned balloon flight (128,100 feet/39,045 meters) and fastest speed of free fall at 834 mph (1,342 km/h). Baumgartner became the first human ever to break the sound barrier outside of a vehicle in this amazing four minute and 19 second jump.

Max Moon ain't got nothing on me!

Normally I scoff at feats like this. However, in retrospect, this feat actually was one of the coolest daredevil stunts I have witnessed in my lifetime. This was not merely jumping a canyon or great distance with a motorcycle or car. A man essentially jumped from space. That is kind of bad ass. Congratulations go out to Felix Baumgartner for setting those unbelievable records and raising the bar for daredevils.

Jerk of the Week: CM Punk

What Phillip Brooks sees when flexing his Twittah muscles...

I believe CM Punk is working the hardest he has ever worked as a professional wrestler. After all, Punk is currently the longest-reigning WWE Champion in years and is trying to return some credibility to the championship after Vince McMahon’s inept booking team made the title worth less than the admiration of a girl who looks 12 years old. In addition, despite having legions of diehard fans who worship at his feet, Punk recently turned heel because Vince McMahon is a millionaire in spite of himself. While I know is hard to return prestige to the WWE title and make the fans who love him boo him, I expect more from CM Punk than stooping to the lowest levels of humanity to get cheep heel heat.

At the Buffalo Bills - New York Jets game in New York, John Cena took a photograph with Jets star QB/Punt Coverage Blocker Tim Tebow. This led CM Punk to tweet about the fakeness of Cena, Tebow, and Christianity as a whole. Punk, in order to turn more people against him, decided to mock the beliefs of others regarding their religion. That was a bush league move by Phillip Brooks - the man - and CM Punk - the wrestler. 

I do not care if Punk is an atheist, Christian, Jewish, Muslim, Hindu, or some other religion. That does not matter when I look at the measure of a man. However, when you mock and belittle a person because of his or her spiritual beliefs, that shows a lack of class and dignity as a human being. Add to that the fact that Punk’s mockery of these people was simply to get them to boo as he performed in a wrestling ring; that is disgusting. Before anybody suggests Punk is being sincere either, consider how Punk has stressed the importance of angering fans on Twitter in recent months to help establish him as a heel. Punk has said he only retweets the negative posts and embraces the negative posts. Nothing about Phillip Brooks seems sincere when it comes to his Twitter account or his interaction with the fans that have made him a millionaire. He blurred the lines of reality and kayfabe, by his own admission, and is now using the very real concept of people’s spiritual beliefs for heel heat. It is a jerk move from wrestling’s premiere tool.

Babe of the Week: Laurie Holden

Hottest zombie slayer ever.

A Melancholy Happy Trails to…
- Mike Graham, 61 - American pro wrestler and son of legendary promoter Eddie Graham (October 19th)
- Marvin Lambert, 34 - American independent pro wrestler known as Brain Damage (October 18th)
- Gary Collins, 74 - American actor and host of Miss America (October 13th)
- Beano Cook, 81 - American college football historian and TV analyst (October 10th)

- Alex Karras, 77 - American football player and actor. Best known for Blazing Saddles and television’s Webster. (October 10th)

Saturday, October 13, 2012

Bound for Glory 2012 Preview

TNA Wrestling - Bound For Glory 2012 Preview

On Sunday night, the biggest pay-per-view of the wrestling year takes place when Bound for Glory emanates from the Grand Canyon University Arena in Phoenix, Arizona. Bound for Glory is the biggest stage in TNA Wrestling. This is the event where history takes place.

It was Bound for Glory where the “Icon” Sting won three TNA World Heavyweight Championships consecutively from 2006-2008. Jeff Hardy shocked the world by winning the TNA World title and joining forces with Immortal in 2010. AJ Styles retained the X-Division title in a classic Ironman match over Christopher Daniels in 2005 and retained the TNA World title over Sting in 2009. Gail Kim won the first Knockouts Championship in 2007 while the TNA debuts of Samoa Joe (2005) and Mickie James (2010) also occurred at Bound for Glory. I have no doubt in my mind that the 2012 installment of Bound for Glory will be anything less than historic.

Heading into this year’s Bound for Glory, TNA is offering the best professional wrestling in the country today. The in-ring product is outstanding. Storylines are running smoothly with the twists and turns that professional wrestling fans appreciate in a high-quality product. In a world where sports entertainment continues to stand in the forefront as the “preferred choice” by the majority, TNA Wrestling offers the real professional wrestling alternative yearned for by wrestling fans.

In this edition of The Highlight Reel, I am going to preview the eight matches signed for this Sunday’s huge event. Who will win? Who should win? All of that and more in the Bound for Glory 2012 preview.



“Cowboy” James Storm vs. Bobby Roode in a Street Fight with “King” Mo Lawal as the Special Guest Enforcer - The best feud in professional wrestling today comes to a head at Bound for Glory when James Storm and Bobby Roode clash in a Street Fight. This fight reminds me of WrestleMania 13 and the epic Submission match between Bret Hart and Steve Austin. Their rivalry was so intense that WWE brought in UFC fighter Ken Shamrock to officiate the match in what started Shamrock’s WWE career. Mixed Martial Arts fighter “King Mo” Muhammed Lawal, making his TNA debut, is the special enforcer for this street fight. If TNA does not use this match as a way to get King Mo over and limit his involvement to that of an official, Storm and Roode could provide the match of the year in this one. I think James Storm will win this street fight and close this chapter in TNA history victorious. In addition, it will not surprise me if King Mo and Bobby Roode have an altercation to kick-start a rivalry between those two in the aftermath of the street fight.



Sting and Bully Ray vs. Aces and Eights - For months, the group known as Aces and Eights have tormented the Impact Zone. The group of masked bikers has attacked practically the entire roster while preaching an agenda of yearning to bring about change to TNA Wrestling. At Bound for Glory, two members of the group will take out the unlikely team of TNA Hall of Famer Sting and Bully Ray. If Aces and Eights win, they gain access to the Impact Zone while they will disband if Sting and Bully Ray win. I believe the most lasting impact from Bound for Glory 2012 will come in this match. Aces and Eights will finally get a face for the group when Bully Ray reveals himself a member of the faction. Over their four months of existence, Bully Ray is the only member of the TNA roster to be a part of this angle and yet not suffer an attack from the group. I have said for months that Bully Ray is a member and this assumption comes to fruition at Bound for Glory when he assaults Sting. Aces and Eights win and Bully ray’s status as the premiere heel in the business today only rises to another level.



Brooke Tessmacher (champion) vs. Tara for the TNA Knockouts Championship - The rivalry between student and teacher reaches another level as Miss Tessmacher faces Tara at Bound for Glory. Tara’s new attitude, one of jealousy for Tessmacher, coincides with her new Hollywood boyfriend who will debut at Bound for Glory. Despite being the student, Tessmacher has owned Tara and the rest of the Knockouts division since winning the title for the first time at Slammiversary in June. As much as I like Brooke Tessmacher, I think that Tara should win the Knockouts title at Bound for Glory. She is currently on a role with her newfound heel persona. Tessmacher could benefit from chasing for the title again while improving her in-ring game more within a lengthy feud with Tara. TNA will not surprise me if they keep the strap on Tessmacher, as she is quickly becoming a face of the company with her growing legions of fans. However, Tara is more deserving of the gold at this moment. I think Tara wins her fifth Knockouts Championship at Bound for Glory.



Zema Ion (champion) vs. Rob Van Dam for the TNA X-Division Championship - Just announced on Thursday’s edition of Impact, Rob Van Dam answered X-Division Champion Zema Ion’s calls of not having an opponent for the PPV with a kick to the face. Ion has dominated the X-Division since winning the title at Destination X. However, that has been a result more of the X-Division struggling along with a depleted roster than Ion’s dominance. Rob Van Dam could breathe fresh air into a stale division with a championship victory at Bound for Glory. I believe that is exactly what will occur when RVD wins his first X-Division Championship.



Al Snow vs. Joey Ryan - On the May 31st edition of TNA Gut Check, Joey Ryan did not win a TNA contract despite having 87% of the fans’ vote as Gut Check judges Taz, Bruce Pritchard, and Al Snow rejected him. Ryan refused to accept his rejection and instead appeared in the crowd repeatedly over the following weeks and months until he got in a physical altercation with TNA Gut Check judge Al Snow in September. Ultimately, TNA granted Ryan his contract as he has a one-night deal at Bound for Glory against Al Snow. If Snow wins, Ryan is gone. If Ryan wins, he finally receives his TNA contract. Personally, this angle is the only thing about TNA Gut Check to make the segment worthy of its existence as no one rewarded with a contract has yet established himself or herself in TNA. I believe Ryan will pick up the victory and earn his TNA contract. I am one of the 87% who believed Ryan was ready to be in TNA from Day One. The guy has a lot of in-ring ability and an undeniable charisma worthy of being on TV weekly. I just hope nobody in TNA is dumb enough to drag this out further with a Snow victory. Ryan wins at Bound for Glory.



Samoa Joe (champion) vs. Magnus for the TNA Television Championship - Earlier in 2012, Samoa Joe and Magnus were the most dominant tag team in the business. After losing the titles, Joe and Magnus focused on the Bound for Glory Series and allowed their team to dissolve. Since the end of their team, Magnus has shown a desire to rise from the shadow of his former partner. Joe trumped Magnus in the BFG Series. Joe won the Television Championship. Magnus has nothing. At Bound for Glory, Magnus has a great chance to establish himself as a singles competitor by winning the TV title. Considering how dominant Joe has been since winning the title, it would be a mistake for Joe to lose the title now. Plus, a great effort from Magnus will be just as important as a victory as Magnus needs to show his ability to shine on a PPV stage. I think that Samoa Joe should win and retain his title. However, I would not be surprised if TNA put the title on Magnus to help establish his rising star.

 

Christopher Daniels and Kazarian (champions) vs. AJ Styles and Kurt Angle vs. Chavo Guerrero and Hernandez for the TNA World Tag Team Championships - These three teams bring five of the best in-ring workers in the business today into battle (plus Hernandez). This match has the potential to be the match of the night. I would love to see Daniels and Kazarian retain the gold as I truly enjoy the antics of the World Tag Team Champions of the World. However, I feel that a title change may occur. Guerrero and Hernandez could benefit from a run with the titles to establish themselves in TNA as Guerrero is still new to the company and Hernandez is recently back after missing most of 2012. The third team in the equation, Kurt Angle and AJ Styles, has feuded with Daniels and Kazarian since May. Angle and Styles really have nothing left to prove as a tag team so I do not believe they should win the titles again. In fact, considering the animosity between them recently, I believe AJ Styles may turn on Kurt Angle in the aftermath of an unsuccessful title match to kick-start a feud between two of the premiere wrestlers in the world. I think Guerrero and Hernandez will win the titles at Bound for Glory. However, if I were booking the show, Daniels and Kazarian would retain.



Austin Aries (champion) vs. Jeff Hardy for the TNA World Heavyweight Championship - In the main event of Bound for Glory, Austin Aries defends the TNA World Heavyweight Championship against Jeff Hardy. Hardy is seeking the biggest victory he could achieve on his road to redemption. Eighteen months ago, Hardy hit rock bottom at Victory Road 2011 with a drug-fueled performance that almost ended his career. Now sober, Hardy is riding a wave of success nothing short of miraculous. Meanwhile, Aries is looking to establish himself as the face of the company - a spot Aries really has not earned despite holding the World Championship since July’s Destination X pay-per-view. Aries’ jealousy of Hardy’s fame, fortune, and fans have added a much-needed fire to this feud and created an atmosphere for a main event match that I believe will be electric. If I booked the show, Austin Aries would get that major victory needed to continue establishing Aries as one of the best in the world. However, with Hardy as a face of the company and needing motivation to resign with the company, I believe Jeff Hardy winning the TNA World Heavyweight Championship for a third time is a forgone conclusion. More importantly, I believe Hardy’s victory could come in a match of the year candidate. The potential is there for Austin Aries and Jeff Hardy to deliver a classic that the wrestling world will not soon forget. Jeff Hardy wins the gold at Bound for Glory but the fans ultimately win by witnessing an epic wrestling match.

Bound for Glory 2012 is this Sunday night on pay-per-view. If you call yourself a professional wrestling fan, you will find a way to watch this epic show. Bound for Glory is the kind of night wrestling fans live for. Epic rivalries come to a head. Outstanding matches will take place. Memories will form and history will be made. Don’t miss Bound for Glory.

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Wrestling Wednesday - CM Punk's Greatest Hit


Wrestling Wednesday…

World Wrestling Entertainment – Slapgate 2012 a.k.a. Saving Phillip Brooks


At the end of Monday night’s episode of RAW, CM Punk entered the crowd to escape the clutches of Vince McMahon, John Cena, and Ryback. I have no idea why Punk ran from these three individuals as I have not tuned in to Monday Night RAW since the 1000th episode in July when I finally saw enough from the once-premiere brand of sports entertainment. The reason I know of what happened next is that the social media world erupted when the above took place on national television. WWE Champion CM Punk struck a fan twice on television.

The fan struck by CM Punk refused to press charges against the WWE Superstar despite suffering broken glasses, a bruised knee, and bruised ego. I also believe this fan refused to press charges after receiving a nice settlement from World Wrestling Entertainment in the way of free merchandise, tickets, and perhaps even relations from Eve Torres.

Punk can hit me in the face if it means I get a round with Eve.

The reality of this matter is that CM Punk was in the wrong by overreacting to a situation he brought upon himself. Punk said in his account of the incident, “I think the whole situation sucks. It’s an unfortunate and isolated incident. I was up in the stands, surrounded. Somebody said, ‘let’s push him down the stairs.’ I got hit in the ribs three times. I was getting shoved and I was getting punched… Then I started getting tagged in the back of the head. Unfortunately, I lashed out in the heat of the moment and I apologize. I’m really just glad nobody was hurt.” Now, while the video clearly shows that Punk was smacked in the back of the head once, I have yet to see footage of this attack that verges on the level of when Shawn Michaels was attacked by the Marines Corps outside a Syracuse nightclub. Punk reacted to one shot to the head with a vicious backhand in an audience full of women and children. He’s lucky that he did not knock the light out of some 9-year-old Little Jimmy. More importantly, CM Punk is lucky that he finally has World Wrestling Entertainment manage on his side to cover his hide.

WWE released a statement covering Punk’s backside. The company said, “During Monday night’s RAW televised event, WWE Superstar CM Punk exited the ring and into the stands as part of the show. Unfortunately, WWE security was not in the appropriate place at the time. Given CM Punk’s persona as a ‘bad guy,’ fans were naturally heckling him, but unfortunately a few fans began shoving him, and one struck him in the kidney and on the back. WWE regrets that proper security measures were not in place, and CM Punk apologizes for reacting in the heat of the moment. Other than this isolated incident, WWE always provides proper security to ensure the safety of our fans.” Again, this questionable gang assault on Punk was used as justification for Punk’s unprofessional behavior.

More importantly though, everyone involved (WWE, CM Punk, and CM Punk’s supporters) seem to ignore one important detail – what was Punk doing in the crowd to begin with? There is a reason the barrier exists – to separate the audience from the performers. When superstars go into the crowd, they have security with them to keep overzealous fans off them. There was no security because either Punk wasn't supposed to go in the crowd or he was supposed to be professional in the matter. Punk should have known he'd get pushed and shoved by some fans in the crowd. He is a heel and that is what happens. Therefore, he should have known to not overreact by swinging wildly like that. You can't jump into a lion's den at the zoo and act shocked when the lion bites you. As a heel, you can't jump into the crowd and act surprised when someone shoves you. As large as an arena is, there are multiple ways for CM Punk to escape the heroic trio of a 67-year-old Vince McMahon, a one-armed John Cena, and a walking mass of HGH known as Ryback without having to cross that barrier and enter into the fan’s world.

This was an unfortunate incident. However, I do not believe for one second that CM Punk was in the right for his action. The fan did not cross the barrier and enter into the wrestler’s realm; Punk entered the fan’s realm. Regardless of what was done to provoke Punk, this does not justify a felonious assault on another human being. Thankfully for Phillip Brooks, he’s got a company banking on “CM Punk” to pull his butt out of the fire.

Monday, October 8, 2012

The Highlight Reel presents This Week's Recap for October 7th... on October 8th

THIS WEEK’S RECAP…

Superstar of the Week: Liam Neeson

Truth.

Thanks to his “particular set of skills,” Liam Neeson’s portrayal of former CIA operative Bryan Mills in the
Taken films has led him to another level of superstardom in a career already superstar in stature. Taken 2 opened this weekend to mixed reviews from critics but well received from fans and a $50 million haul at the box office. Liam Neeson has become one of the great action stars of this era with a calm demeanor and suave awesomeness that exudes from the scene in a manner that only makes fans want to see more. Congrats on the success and here’s to many more great films for Liam Neeson - the coolest cat in Hollywood today.

Jerk of the Week: Sports fans and the overreaction of the sports media

Trash on the field in Atlanta & trash on the field according to fans in Kansas City

This weekend was loaded with great sporting events as the Major League Baseball playoffs joined a weekend full of NFL action, college football, and even a NASCAR event in Talladega. One thing overshadowed all of these sporting events though - fan behavior.


On Friday, the Atlanta Braves lost in the Wild Card Round of the MLB Playoffs (which I affectionately and accurately refer to as the 2011 Boston Red Sox Memorial Round) to the St. Louis Cardinals, 6-3. An incident occurred in the bottom of the eighth inning where umpire Sam Holbrook cited the infield fly rule and called Braves shortstop Andrelton Simmons out on what would have been a bases loading single. Braves fans littered the field with garbage in a display of anger resulting in a 19-minute delay. 

On Sunday, Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Matt Cassel suffered a hit late in the Chiefs’ 9-6 loss to the Baltimore Ravens that resulted in Cassel leaving the game with a concussion. Chiefs’ fans cheered as medics helped Cassel off the field. Meanwhile, in Talladega, Alabama, Dale Earnhardt, Jr. criticized race fans in the aftermath of a 25-car wreck at the end of the Good Sam 500 for their cheering and celebrating of the much-famed “big one.” When a media member said, “I know it sucks for you guys but for the fans it’s awesome to watch,” regarding restrictor-plate racing, Earnhardt, Jr. replied, “Really? It’s not safe. Wrecking like that is ridiculous. It’s bloodthirsty if that is what people want. It’s ridiculous.”

As much as I agree with the sports media chastising fans for their behavior at these respective events this weekend, I question if this is a story because of one thing: fans have always been jerks! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!? 

Fan is short for fanatic. The fan reactions causing an uproar this weekend are nothing compared to fan reactions we have witnessed before. Anybody remember Disco Demolition Night in Chicago? Ten-Cent Beer Night in Cleveland? How about when Philadelphia fans threw batteries at opposing players or pelted Santa Claus with snowballs? Philadelphia fans cheering as Cowboys wide receiver Michael Irvin laid injured on the turf at the Vet? What about the fan-instigated Palace Brawl for those who‘ll want to absolve the NBA? Riots after hockey games and soccer matches, anyone? 

This weekend was absolutely NOTHING!!! Fans threw some trash and booed a bum off the field. Yes, fans can be sick, sick people. However, when you look at what they are capable of, you will see this weekend was NOTHING in comparison. This weekend’s tasteless fan reactions were more of a media creation than unruly behavior because, if not for the media questioning it all today, we would not have this as a story. 

Babe of the Week: Kat Dennings and Beth Behrs 

2 Broke (and hot) Girls

A Melancholy Happy Trails to…

- Bobby Jaggers, 64 - American professional wrestler (September 30th)